Not knowing what to say—or being too idea rich & time poor to clearly craft it—shouldn’t be the thing holding you back from making sales. Quite frankly, long as your last campaign or sales message isn’t winning you work, it could ALSO be losing you work. 👀
Because nope, your art—and creative brilliance—doesn’t always speak for itself. (Ouch, I know. It’s enough to make you roll your eyes back so far you can see a speck of ✨roll-on glitter✨ from 2001.) This is where we glide in, Wayfarers on/laptop in hand, with a socks-on-the-hardwood-floor slide that holds its own next to Tom Cruise in Risky Business.
Because nope, your art—and creative brilliance—doesn’t always speak for itself. (Ouch, I know. It’s enough to make you roll your eyes back so far you can see a speck of ✨roll-on glitter✨ from 2001.) This is where we glide in, Wayfarers on/laptop in hand, with a socks-on-the-hardwood-floor slide that holds its own next to Tom Cruise in Risky Business.
ot knowing what to say—or being too idea rich & time poor to clearly craft it—shouldn’t be the thing holding you back from making sales. Quite frankly, long as your last campaign or sales message isn’t winning you work, it could ALSO be losing you work. 👀
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When it’s time for top-shelf messaging architects,
get you some pencil-pushing brains who do it all.
c'mon in the copy cave, we have snacks & dogs.
Imagery's overrated *ducks for tomatoes*—copy dictates design.
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✏️Human-sounding copy ftw: if we wouldn't say it, we don't write it.
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Good copy can't fix a bad offer—you know the *thing* itself is good
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You're dying to know the blindspots in your message & campaign. We'll tell you.
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Over the years, our boutique agency’s tackled copy for internet darlings like Amy Porterfield, BossBabe, Jenna Kutcher, School of Bots, and the likes (pardon me while I bend down to pick up all the names I just dropped) but what you may not see? 💃🏻 We work on the reg—yes, daily—with ridiculously fab business owners just like you:
For stewardship of your story— sales.
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let's arrange regular words in super cool ways.
As a working mama of 3, I'm here to show you proven strategies to help make more money with your words, so you can work from a place of rest—not hustle (& smart messaging lets you do just this).
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🌶️ I actually don’t believe in hiring a copywriter every time you need messaging: you CAN be your own best salesperson, given the right frameworks. The big guns? They know enough about copy to be dangerous—I'm here to teach you the same.
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I don’t gatekeep secrets or keep formulas to myself: Instead, I aim to have at LEAST 1 free training or tutorial for every topic I’m asked about. People have written their entire site or launch from my free stuff.
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French 75. A cuppa tea in the good china on a random Tuesday night. Good wine. Margaritas. Can I have 4 go-to's?
That I wasn't in college when yacht rock music was Top 40.
Classy cocktail, 90s country, light academia, In Nancy Meyers' Kitchen, Okay Holden Caulfield, relax.
Breton striped shirts 🇫🇷, books about Zelda Fitzgerald, books in general, antiques
ENFJ, but pretty big introvert. Never done the Enneagram test before. Artsy but analytical.
The Alabama coast, France, & being a +1 on my husband's golf course bucket list trips
"Do radiate." My ballet master growing up told us that, it reminds me of Psalms 34:5
just like the backcopies of vanity fair magazine—let's play
If it’s not fun to read, we don’t want it. 💅🏼 Oui, people still reading long copy, btw. They don’t read BORING copy. Even if they’re not purchasing from your email or sales page, we think it should do one of the big 4: entertain, educate, inspire, or inform. Whether they buy or not, we believe in well-placed wit, disruption, & head-turns.
We’re also kinda known for squeezing more personality out of you than you knew you had. As long as folks want your offer, we can get close in our copy by defining your Onlyness Factor & nailing your voice on paper.
There’s a reason our crest for The Copy Bar Collective membership says “logos et veritas”—for writing & TRUTH. Slick, straight up LYING marketing ploys need not apply.
We’re down to twist the knife & pull the sales psychology levers, but always remembering that there’s a human being on the other side. 🖤 We’re for making money to help people. If it can’t be proven or isn’t ethical, we won’t type it. Integrity always.
We’ll call your blind spots (even if it makes us uncomfortable). We’re down for the spicy hot take (even if it makes us unpopular). If the offer isn’t stacking up in your ecosystem, if the price seems off for industry standards, if the sequence is missing a few emails, we’re calling it on the carpet. We hear a lot of “you should call yourselves launch/business strategists, not copywriters.”
Maybe we should. But we also believe that a good copywriter always questions the narrative. Copywriters make good lawyers and lawyers make good copywriters for a reason.
It’s the Mark Twain rule of law in action: “Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.”
We're for the ruthless elimination of words that don't work.
Boom, baby.
I crack open my laptop daily in my Alabama hometown. Birthplace of Zelda Fitzgerald and Nat King Cole, the Deep South city's got swagger & is a must-visit for any history buff. Here are the spots I rattle off to anyone passing through.
IF YOU EVER FIND YOURSELF IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD...
- ZELDA FITZGERALD & also my senior yearbook quote
"I don't want to live— I want to love first, and live… incidentally."
french 75s at frenchie's
wine list at vintage year or city grill
bloody mary bar at the bubbly hen
Biscuits stadium, the historic train station (it's a beut), the amphitheater (sweated a lot on that stage 🩰) ... try to catch a show or game.
The riverfront
History stuff is EVERYWHERE, but as a fam of 5, our go-to activities are the Alabama Safari Park, Botanic or Hey Day Market (down the road in Auburn), the Zoo, FunCity, & Old Alabama Town.
family activities
F. Scott Fitzgerald met his bride in Montgomery at the Country Club. I own an embarrassing amount of books about the writer's wife (of first flapper fame).
F. Scott & Zelda Fitzgerald Museum
Cocktails to sip
Adventures to tackle
Female-owned small businesses I love, coming in hot: Interior designer Ashley Gilbreath—her interior design coffee table book is a must-have—has Parish ... which conveniently sits next to Melissa Warnke's candle shop.
in Old Cloverdale
home gifts + candles
Ravello
Martin’s Restaurant
la jolla
El Rey Burito Lounge for tacos
Duh, you'll encounter the fixin's—grits, biscuits, fried okra ... etc. Hit Martin's for that. The others are faves for date nights + lunch dates with girlfriends.
Restaurants to Try
shop our trainings
book a discovery call
view our services
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